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Wednesday, June 25, 2008

Why I ...

Shave - Because my chin looks like a 8 month old Christmas tree when I don't. Lot's bark with nothing growing on it.
Sleep - Because sometimes I get lucky and dream about playing for the Cubs. (I'm starting to think maybe they really never will call me up.)
Email - Because it's easier than talking on the phone and I can't go over on my minutes.
Read - Because I have a bottomless hole in my soul that I want to fill up with truth.
Write - Because I have to do something with the stuff that keeps leaking out of the bottomless hole in my soul.
Avoid my ipod lately - Because I'm psychotic and am afraid somebody is trying to get my attention and I won't hear them. (I told you ... I'm psychotic.)
Love the Cubs - Because they represent all that is right with loyalty, tradition, and ... my childhood. And they are the best team in baseball. I'm just sayin ...
Love cheese - Because it's either orange or it has holes in it and I love orange things and things with holes in them.
Am a Coke-a-holic - Because I love things that tingle, burn, and are opaque.
Hate my feet - Because my big toes don't bend. Really.
Love Katie Voitek - Because her brain is warped in the exact same way my brain is warped. (And because she tells me things about Bratwurst that makes me eat chicken.)
Miss "Rhonda the Motorcycle" - Because she set me free on back road Illinois.

5 comments:

Anonymous said...

all these years - i never knew about your big toes!

wow! any other secrets you've been hiding?

lol

diane

Jan said...

I still think it is very cool that you name your vehicles. :)

A form of healthy anthropomorphism?

Scott said...

Maybe you should clarify that Katie Voitek is your neice. People might wonder.

misskate88 said...

I am honored...i think.
but seriously though, i could get you a whole tray of those blood clots...for completely free! :]

Ron said...

Okay, Katie is my niece. So relax.

And Katie ... GET ME THOSE BLOD CLOTS!