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Monday, August 18, 2008

10 Summer Olympic Events I Would Like To See


Hey, we all love the olympics. The sportsmanship. The competition. The medals. But it's all gotten so predictable. We only watch these sports every four years. So I say it's time to revamp the events. Out with the old, in with the new. Let men prove themselves to be men. Let women show once and for all what they are made of. In the spirit of the original games I humbly submit the following "upgraded" events. LET THE GAMES BEGIN!

10 - Asphalt volleyball
9 - Parking lot diving
8 - Beach bob sledding
7 - 100 Meter Reader Dash
6 - Cherry Bomb Badminton
5 - Chain Link Fencing
4 - Waterford Crystal Basketball
3 - Real Horse Gymnastics
2 - Inverted Aquatics
1 - I-Beam Pole Vaulting

5 comments:

jimbarnard said...

competitive pooping.

Spamalot said...

Grand Canyon long jump!

Anonymous said...

For the competitive pooping, would it be speed, distance or quantity?

And if you "metalled" in all three, would you be considered a triple threat? :-)

Steve thinks arthritic toe vaulting (my mom has been in training)would be good to add to the list.

diane

Anonymous said...

Oops - "medalled".

Ron said...

It's okay. Medals are made of metal.