Friday, February 08, 2008

This is getting ridiculous

I think I've figured it out. I'm dead and they just forgot to tell me to lie down.

My nice new doctor just called with the latest test result. Yup. I've got the flu. Yippee. So I've been crunching the latest data. Here's what I've come up with.

Pneumonia + Influenza = Me.

I am pneumonia. I am influenza. They have taken over my being and I have morphed into them. This concerns me. Once the meds knock them out I may cease to exist. If so I promise to stop blogging so many times in one day.


johnsonfamilyof6 said...

Squish that bug and feel better soon Unca Ron!!

Anonymous said...

My daughter had influenza 2 years ago --- and didn't have pneumonia to go along with it. It took her many weeks before she felt strong again, even after the cough let up. Please rest, rest, rest to give your body a chance to recover from all of these nasty bugs.

Melanie Davis said...

So sorry Ron that you feel so poopy. If I were you I would let someone else preach tomorrow.


Felicia Sasser said...

Ron! So I think it is time we become blogging friends. Except, I have no idea how to add you. So here is my blog

And, I really hope you get to feeling better. I would love to catch up with you and Debbie.. I really miss you guys.

-Felicia.. the infamous panteen woman