Tuesday, September 13, 2011

Dumb Thoughts For Late Night

Today I have practiced "free thinking." I read about this being a good thing to do when developing leadership skills. And so today I've been keeping notes and trying to be aware of the world around me. And then I allowed myself to ask questions about what I saw. No rules. No limits. Tonight I read my notes and, well, it scared me. I present my day for your reading pleasure.

1. I have heard it said that if life gives you lemons you should make lemonade. Does that mean if life gives me alligators I should make gatorade?

2. If you try to fail and you succeed at it does that negate your failure or your success?

3. Do caskets come with warranties?

4. After an alligator eats does he have to wait an hour before getting out of the water?

5. There is no such thing as a "nonstop flight." I mean ... sooner or later ...

6. Isn't cremating a burn victim the ultimate insult?

7. Is there any kind of correlation between infants/infancy and adults/adultery?

8. If you have x-ray vision, and you can see through anything, wouldn't you see through everything and actually see nothing?

9. I read today that only one in every seven rapes is reported. How do they know that?

I'm done. I got nutten else.


The Dashboard Poet said...

Seek help.

Scribmaster said...

Some minds are better kept in check.

Bree said...

Yes I can honestly tell you caskets do come with life time warrentys. I have the paper work from my uncle to prove it! LOL